How do you sing a growl

Singing - 17 jokes

"Honey," she nags, "why do you always go out on the balcony when I sing?"

Honey: "I'm just letting you see me so the neighbors don't think I'm going to hit you."

107Balcony jokes

FrauMüller cleans the apartment and sings to herself. Suddenly her husband stands behind her and growls:

"You could have told me that you were singing. I've been oiling the garden door for half an hour!"

129Women jokes

Little Niki can't fall asleep. "Should I sing him to sleep?" Thinks the mother.

"You'd better wait a little longer", her father soothes her, "try something good first."

86Mothers jokes

A man is asked by the usher in the opera: "Would you like a text book, sir?"

The man answered friendly: "No, thanks. I won't sing along today!"

35Opera jokes

A police officer controls a street musician. After the policeman has looked at the identity card, he says to the musician: "Please come with me."

"Of course, Herr Wachtmeister, what do you want to sing?"

109Police jokes